ARTICLE 4; UNDERSTANDING WOMEN’S LANGUAGE (PART 2). Disclaimer: Page best read in desktop mode till i can import word pages☺☺

SHE SAYS…. SHE MEANS….

You want – You want
We need- I want
It’s your decision- The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want- You’ll pay for this later.
We need to talk- I need to complain.
Sure…go ahead- I don’t want you to.
I’m not upset- Of course I’m upset you moron
You’re…so manly- You need a shave and you smell.
You’re certainly attentive tonight- Is sex all you ever think about?
I’m not emotional! or overreacting!- I’m on my period.
Be romantic, turn out the lights.- I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient.- I want a new house.
I want new curtains- and carpeting,furniture and wallpaper.
Hang the picture there- No!I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise- I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me?- I’m going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me?- I did something today you’re really not going to like..
I’ll be ready in a minute.- Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat?- Tell me I’m beautiful
You have to learn to communicate.- Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? -[Too late, you are dead.]
Yes- NO
No- NO
Maybe- NO
I’m sorry.- You’ll be sorry
Do you like this recipe?- It’s easy to fix, so you’d better get used to it.
I’m not yelling!- Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
The same old thing.- Nothing.
Nothing.- Everything.
Everything.- My PMS is acting up
Nothing, really.- It’s just that you’re such an asshole.
I don’t want to talk about it.- Go away, I’m still building up evidence against you.

This is just a scratch on the surface and these terms are subject to change and interpretations.I can’t pretend to know everything but i can try.Sadly,this has to be the last piece about women’s language for now or until next time.

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